The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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