I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
