Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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