Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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