I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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