I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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