i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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