I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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