Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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