So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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