how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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