You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
