so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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