Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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