Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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