if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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