So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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