is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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