WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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