so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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