these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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