Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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