these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
You are the jesus of drinking
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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