K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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