Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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