About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i think my mom watched the whole time
even my farts smell like vagina
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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