life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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