try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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