scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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