He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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