Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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