Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Randomize
