i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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