I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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