Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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