I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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