I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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