DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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