Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Everyone says I win the strip club
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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