I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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