How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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