We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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