and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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