Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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