One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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