i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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