he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
wow bdsm is so cute
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