do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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