Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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