remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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