I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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