I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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